Okay so first of all I really hate this.
 F'n Old Joe Smith from my old church said he started his own church.

And now my new church, hateful Church of the Subgenius who I'm hateful towards right now, only in this moment, says I got to start a new one. But if you are going to be something. Be something. And so I will do this thing that they say. So My Choorge. All I have to do is put down 3 things right? 1. Everything that's repeated is a sacrament. That's right.

1, If you wash the dishes. If you put your clothes away everyday. If you go to work everyday. If you don't go to work every day. If you are doing a continual learning process. If you have consumation with your wonderful beautiful wife which you are lucky she likes monkeys, and  does it on Tuesdays and Wednesdays well. Well you my lucky friend have started a joy pattern. And the universe will notice you. And this in the eyes of the universe or "God" it is a very good thing. It is a pattern. A pattern. A pattern builds it makes things, geometrical things. It is a sacrament. Now "God" has allowed you to accept this in any way that you see fit. You can think of it as holy and find meaning in it (which I would suggest) or you can think of it as stupid bullshit. It really doesn't matter. The universe is just trying to learn through you. That's right it's learning through this. This pattern that you've created. If you are ambivalant or stupid it will quickly forget you and you'll be forgotton as you should. So you can be a god or superhero or a glurberglamsomer. Nobody except the anal retentive cop on the corner gives flying flip. He will pull you over for a license plate that doesn't have a light because his girl is sleeping with someone else. Someone who has a lot more money than him and he has to take it out on you. You guessed it right. There's nothing you can do. They look for these guys. They seek them out. They hire them on purpose. And they will pull you over at any time when you are just trying desperately to do the right thing and it drive you right down into the alcohol and booze that you were trying so hard to avoid.

Religion. Holiness. So.....Everything that is repeated is interesting and excepted by the universe. It looks for building. It looks for structures. It looks for geometric structures. It looks for meaning at the end of it's life. Just like an old man looks for meaning so at the end of it's life which was much more elaborate than you unicell microbilal life can possibly comprehend this complex life form called the universe is looking directly at you and it's looking for meaning right now. The universe would  be much more interested in you doing the laundry or cleaning or eating a good meal than it would ever be interested in some stupid worthless ceremony in a church that you secretely hate going to. These basic things that you do are much more holy to sacrament to "God." Well unless you were sincere. It looks into the energy which comes down to your emotion. More than you could possibly ever realize.

 2. The things that you love are holy. Your feelings are important to the universe. It doesn't matter how pathetically ignorant and stupid it might be. You might look at a simple flower or be watching a TV show, or you might be jacking off to a person that looks amazingly like your favorite celebrity and the very idea of doing this celebrity has transported your intellectual being to another plane. You might be watching wresting, a football game fuckin polishing that sweet sweet cherry 1960 mustang.  Well this is no accident. Yout energy, your feeling has interested god the universe and it has put you in a perfect plane where it can watch this perfect emotioni in this perfect plane. To God all things are Holy. And who are you my little worthless microbe who is even less than the girls I've seen in the microscope of the microscope you who to judge God? 3. Be good. Be responsible. Try to make something important. Whenever you leave a place make sure it's better than when you found it. Eat Well. Exercise. Do some pushups for Christ's Sake. And Love her and make her feel like she's worth something. And yeah hold the door and compliment her always but when you hold that door. Slap her ass occasionally because she likes some surprise in life. And grab that ass. Like it's something holy. Like you are giving thanks. Thanks. Thanks. To the true God. And she will be grateful. Because she is the perfect musical instrument and if you play the right notes. Man they will call the fn Bach but if your drugs make your choices she will rip your universe like Stravinsky. Or even worse. Rap music. Just sayin.  just freak her out occasionally. She really likes that shit. She likes some freak out but if she's not into the sadomasochistic nonsense she will fuck you. So there's the three things for my church. Can I stop now? I really hate this stuff. As Hand Extendable told me all the things are a body part to god.The repitition is imprortant to the uniververse to the god. He looks for the structures that are built throughout your life the constant happiness that you worship he looks for that to analize all the  others he throws away. Yes I'm talking figuratively. I'm talking about the female energy.



3. So the secret of this life to make the universe happy is to find your holy sacrament in these repetitions in life. When you wash your dishes or wash your clothes in the holy river of water of life you praise your  god because you are cleaning and  building always building and your bringing order to the universe and you are making life better and you are setting forth a  perfect geometrical pattern.But more than that you are making a shape a form that willl complete you. And you can fill that and if you can't filll that the cops will be knocking at your door. But that is okay. The God loves the whole jail thing. And he has set up another complicated structure just for you.


Leave me alone now. I hate you all.

You think he's not smarter than you? You just watched your engine burn down? You think he's not smarter than you? How's your heating bill doing? You think he's not smarter than you? Oh man your in the hospital? Well maybe you should have listened to me some years ago?

Well there's a four. It's growing already. You are born into an obnoxious worthless family that has been brought about mainly by alcohol and sex. It's shit and you as a beautiful little thing you have deal with it when you are just born with your little pure simple mind. And many times your beautiful presence can change things. But sometimes even your amazing presence can't change that assholes mind. So your job at this point is to go out and find your real family. The people that will really love you and support. And if your base family can't appreciate well you just go tell those asshole to fuck themselve. Because you weren't brought here in this world to fuck them.